February 2007
40 posts
Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"
Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"
Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?"
Witness: "My name is Susan."
Bomb Shooby's Wii - I would if i had one! →
The Rathole Boys →
Personalized password producer protects people's... →
“If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it’s still a foolish thing.”
– Bertrand Russell
“Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that crushes it. ”
– Mark Twain
“I look death in the face and say, “whatever, man”.”
– Hugo “Hurley” Reyes
Watchsit on it
can't. stop. playing. →
“Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built...”
– Dave Barry
“We’re riding the gravy train on biscuit wheels. ”
– Ghost Rider
“For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone...”
– Johnny Carson
WatchBackstage at Live with Regis and Kelly… Setting up the 108” Sharp LCD
Golfer Fuzzy Zoeller suing author of "defamatory"... →
“Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch. ”
– Orson Welles
"I always knew that a geek would make a great... →
Mann Power: The Merlin Mann Story →
Sword seized after man mistakes porn for rape →
